Logan: Oh my God, do you ever shut up, pal? Wade Wilson: No, not while I'm awake.
William Stryker: Wilson, if it weren't for that mouth you'd be the perfect soldier.
Wade: I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world, and you wanna know why? Victor Creed: No. Wade: It's memorable. Sure it's a little bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriends wedding. They will never, ever forget it. Victor Creed: That's funny Wade, but I've think you've mistaken me with someone who gives a shit. Wade: Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws or the fingernails of a bag-lady... Manicure?